The Calmness In Our Lives

I found this in a newspaper that I was looking through and thought it was worth sharing.

"I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives.

By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished."

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bag of almond covered candy, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheese cake and some Doritos. You have no idea how good I feel right now."

Thought that was pretty good.